Modern Conservative Christians believe in the holy trinity of God the Father, God the Son, and God the Greengrocer's Daughter.
Some of us see our Lady Maggie as a prophet, and her holy scripture which our bible refers to as Thatcherism informs the enlightenment which many of us strive to follow. Others see her brief time with us as the second coming and her message of market forces, consumerism and the self before society as the building blocks of spiritual ideology for the age of Aquarius.
A number of paintings have been commissioned, kindly paid for by the tax payer, to celebrate her life and ascent to heaven. We invite you to join us in a morning of reverence.
There will be a small charge of £1,000 at the door. Coffee and biscuits included in the admission price. MPs can claim the entrance fee as Parliamentary expenses.
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